New Blank™ Theme

You’ll want to sit down for this one. After months of development and secret beta testing, I am beyond thrilled to announce the most revolutionary, game-changing Blocs theme ever to grace the internet. Say hello to Blank™! :rocket:

Tired of bloated, slow themes? Looking for the lightest, fastest, most versatile theme on the market? Brace yourselves, because we’re about to shatter the limits of what you thought was possible in web design. :bomb::boom:

Introducing Blank™: The one and only theme that will bring about a new paradigm in web design, making all other themes, templates and libraries obsolete. How, you ask? Let’s dive in! :ocean:

:zap: Lightning Fast: We’ve broken the speed barrier with our groundbreaking “Nothing-Is-Everything” technology. We’ve stripped away every non-essential element, leaving only the purest essence of a theme. Result? Blazing fast load times that’ll make Usain Bolt green with envy!

:feather: Light as a Feather: We took minimalism to the extreme, and then we took it even further. Blank™ is so light, it practically floats on the web. With no unnecessary weight, your website will soar to new heights!

:technologist: FREE SUPPORT FROM NORM: To ensure your success, Blank™ comes with FREE support from @Norm himself! You’ll have access to expert guidance, tips, and troubleshooting whenever you need it. With Norm on your side, you’ll conquer the design world in no time!

:art: UNLEASH YOUR CREATIVITY: Blank™ is the epitome of versatility. It’s a blank canvas waiting for your artistic touch. Now you can mix, match, and customise every component to create unique and stunning layouts that defy convention. Say goodbye to the limitations of traditional themes, templates and libraries.

:hammer_and_wrench: DIY Dream: With Blank™, you’re in control. Blank™ is perfect for DIY enthusiasts and seasoned developers alike. Tweak, modify, and adapt Blank™ to your heart’s content – it’s a playground for your imagination!

:wrench: Future-Proof: Blank™ is timeless. As the web evolves, so will your website. Our dedicated team of developers is always one step ahead, ensuring Blank™ remains compatible, secure, and up-to-date with the latest web standards.

:earth_africa: SEO Powerhouse: Google, Bing, Yahoo – prepare to be conquered! Blank™ is engineered with search engines in mind. It’s the stealth fighter jet of SEO. Soar to the top of search rankings and leave your competitors in the dust.

:jigsaw: Modular Masterpiece: The beauty of Blank™ lies in its modular design. Each component is a building block, waiting for you to mix, match, and customise. Create unique and stunning layouts that will leave your audience in awe. Blank™ redefines the way you think about design. :star2:

:rainbow: Color Your World: With Blank™, you have the freedom to choose from an infinite colour palette. Go monochromatic, explore gradients, or embrace a rainbow of hues – the choice is yours. Unleash your inner artist and make your website a masterpiece! :art:

:electric_plug: Plugin Perfection: Blank™ plays well with others. It’s designed to work seamlessly with all your favourite plugins, allowing you to add new features and functionality with ease. With Blank™, you can create the ultimate user experience, tailored to your unique needs.

:robot: AI-READY: Blank™ is at the cutting edge of web design, embracing the power of artificial intelligence to enhance your website experience. Its AI-ready architecture allows seamless integration with machine learning and AI-driven tools, giving your site the ability to learn, adapt, and evolve alongside your audience’s needs. With Blank™, you’ll stay ahead of the curve, delivering a truly personalised and intelligent user experience that sets you apart from the competition.

:iphone: iPAD-FRIENDLY: Blank™ doesn’t just stop at desktop compatibility; it’s designed to work seamlessly with the iPad version of Blocs. This means you can create, edit, and manage your website on-the-go with the same ease and functionality as if you were using a desktop. With Blank™, you’ll enjoy unparalleled design flexibility across devices, empowering you to bring your ideas to life anytime, anywhere!

:handshake: COMPATIBILITY KING: Blank™ is compatible with ALL future versions of Blocs, making it the perfect theme for users old and new. It’s also designed to work seamlessly with Volt and WordPress, both now and in the future. You can confident it will support any future CMS development.

:globe_with_meridians: A NEW PHILOSOPHY IN DESIGN: Blank™ ushers in a new era of web design, breaking free from the constraints of traditional themes and templates. Blank™ empowers you to create beautiful, responsive websites that look and perform flawlessly on any device. With Blank™, you can truly unleash your creativity and become a master developer.

If you thought Blank™ was just a theme, think again. It’s a revolution in web design, empowering you to unleash your creativity like never before. :tornado:

Embrace the future. Experience the power of “Nothing-Is-Everything”. Discover Blank™ – the ultimate design concept that redefines the boundaries of web design. :rocket:

Due to the massive workload, I am still completing the website and documentation, but wanted to get this announcement out there today, so we can start the discussion and spread the word. Price: TBD. It will come with a full no money back guarantee and subscription free!

A big thanks to @Jerry and @PeteSharp for the testing and feedback, plus @Norm for some of his earlier work.

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I am curious!

Happy 1st of April.

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Would be too nice if today was not April 1 :fu:

Guys, hold onto your hats, folks because today @Flashman is announcing something that’s going to knock your socks off :socks:, flip your world upside down :earth_africa:, and make you question everything you thought you knew about web design :exploding_head:. That’s right, it’s time to reveal the pièce de résistance of Blocs themes: Blank™! :rocket:

Are you fed up with cumbersome, sluggish themes that move at a snail’s pace :snail:? Searching for the lightest, fastest, and most adaptable theme on the market? Well, buckle up, because Blank™ is about to blast you into a whole new dimension of web design possibilities! :bomb::boom:

@Flashman is introducing Blank™: The one-of-a-kind theme that’ll make every other theme, template, and library look like they’re from the Stone Age :moyai:. And, just in case you were wondering, I personally tested the software for months, so you can be sure it’s tried, true, and ready for action! :dart:

Why is Blank™ so groundbreaking, you ask? Let’s take a cheeky peek behind the curtain :performing_arts::

:cloud_with_lightning: Lightning Fast: Blank™ is so speedy, it’d put the Flash (what’s in the name :rofl:) to shame! With our “Nothing-Is-Everything” technology, we stripped away everything non-essential, leaving you with the purest essence of a theme. Faster than a cheetah on roller skates, Blank™ will have your site loading at breakneck speeds! :running_man::dash:

:feather: Light as a Feather: Blank™ takes minimalism to a whole new level. It’s so light, it practically floats on the web! With no unnecessary weight, your website will soar to new heights like an eagle with jetpacks! :eagle::rocket:

:robot: FREE SUPPORT FROM NORM: Blank™ comes with FREE support from @Norm himself! You’ll have access to expert guidance, tips, and troubleshooting whenever you need it. With Norm on your side, you’ll conquer the design world in no time! :earth_africa::muscle:

INSTANT UPDATE: Now it comes with free :free: support from @PeteSharp as well, the true master and creator behind Offcanvas helper, Any video and countless more awesome Brics…

:art: UNLEASH YOUR CREATIVITY: Blank™ is the epitome of versatility. It’s a blank canvas waiting for your artistic touch. Now you can mix, match, and customise every component to create unique and stunning layouts that defy convention. Say goodbye to the limitations of traditional themes, templates, and libraries! :paintbrush::star2: Whoop Whoop! :partying_face: :beers: :tada:

:hammer: DIY Dream: Blank™ is perfect for DIY enthusiasts and seasoned developers alike. Tweak, modify, and adapt Blank™ to your heart’s content – it’s a playground for your imagination! :european_castle::rainbow:

So, folks, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the world of Blank™ and revolutionize the way you think about web design. Embrace the power of “Nothing-Is-Everything” and join us in a thrilling journey of creative freedom! :tornado::rocket:

INSTANT UPDATE II: @Jannis has chipped in as well into this awesome project! :chipmunk: :partying_face: :cowboy_hat_face: The dream team :thought_balloon:has come together to conquer the world. :earth_africa:

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Here is a preview of Blank™️

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en-us">
<head>
	<meta charset="UTF-8">
	<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
	<title>Page Title</title>
</head>
<body>
</body>
</html>
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@Jannis That is too bloated. Blank™ can be exported in minified form to squeeze out every last drop of speed. It’s fully compatible with server compression and numerous CDN options. Fonts can also be stored locally for GDPR compatibility.

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Yeah sorry sometimes I’m overdoing it :nerd_face:

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No need to apologise. Blank™ is ruthlessly efficient. It’s designed from the ground up to be faster and more flexible than any other alternative. Needless to say, our developers went into full overdrive insisting on total compatibility with Volt!

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And only on this April 1st. I would like to purchase the enterprise license.

I was so busy in development I hadn’t noticed the date.

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That can be done with an in-App upgrade option that allows you to send cash in a brown paper envelope to a PO Box address, so you are not hit with unwanted taxes or transaction fees. We’ve thought of everything!

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Clever :money_mouth_face: !

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